google.

i seriously thought this was hilarious.

Go to Google and do the following:
1. Follow the directions for each question
2. Answer with the first story that comes up.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Jordan needs to stop overreacting" <-- haha

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Jordan looks like a man in drag" <-- that is super sad.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Jordan says "And I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy.""

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Jordan wants his name back"

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "[pregnant] jordan does nude photo shoot" <-- this is seriously the first one. sketchy
"Jordan does something tasteless - Nobody shocked" <--the second option. sad.
"Jordan does it. So does Britney Spears." <--third option. bummer.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Jordan hates her new body" <-- hmm...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "jordan likes double the pleasure" <--it was talking about michael jordan...and how he went to a basketball game with two hot girls...its not as sketchy as it sounds...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Jordan eats?" <-- hehe so funny.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Jordan arrested for insulting Islam" <-- whoops.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: "Jordan loves to pose." heh

everyone who read this...has to do it :]
seriously funny entertainment.

disney.

yay for cute disney pictures with the c...
i can't wait to be a cook.
well, valentines day was amaaaazing.
it was so fun
i will write more soon
but i got 4 hours of sleep last night in preparation for our amazing valentines extravaganza
so
i am going to SLEEP!
i love you gregory.

tag.

you can only answer with one word.
difficult.

Where is your cell phone? - desk
Your significant other? - class
Your hair? - ponytail
Your mother? - vegas
Your father? - calgary :/
Your favorite thing? - disneyland!
Your dream last night? - wedding
Your dream? - london
The room you're in? - dark
Your fear? - dark
Where do you want to be in 6 years? - mom...hehe
Where were you last night? - home
What you're not? - warm
Muffins? - blueberry
One of your wish list items? - dress
Where did you grow up? - calgary
The last thing you did? - test
What are you wearing? - sweatshirt
Your TV? - o.t.h.
Your pet(s)? - None
Your computer? - love

i
tag
ray, beth, leah, chels, dani

humanities.

in my humanities class we just finished studying baroque music.
im obsessed.
i love it.
i listen to vivaldi all day.
and handel.
and bach.
and pachelbel's cannon.
oh boy.

AND THEN!

today we learned about the rococo period.
seriously the most beautiful art!
i love it.
this is one of my favorites...

Along with these...of course.
i love her dress in this one
it just jumps out
it is so real
and beautiful
and i want one
and how cute is this?! sitting in the middle of a beautiful garden wearing a pretty dress with a boy reading you love letters with a statue of cupid? c'mon how, it honestly doesnt get better.
we only spent an hour on this period.
and i was so sad.
it was some of the most beautiful art!
lots of it was very much over done
but so beautiful
i love it
it is my new favorite era.

THEN
we started talking about classical music
i fell in love
the twinkle twinkle little star song by mozart
12 Variations on "Ah vous dirai-je, Maman"
wow
i love it!!
i love my major.

im going to disneyland tomorrow!
im so excited
i need a break from this city..or the lack thereof.
hooray for california! :]

confidence.

so i have this english teacher who is extremely sardonic..sometimes to the point of rude.
and he acknowledges it.
if you answer a question in class (as i unfortunately tried to do once)
he will immediately tear your answer apart and essentially make you feel stupid for opening your mouth.
i have a huge paper due in his class tomorrow.
it is worth 1/3 of our grade.
i was stressed.
really stressed.
it was a poetry paper.
i suck at poetry...and quite frankly don't like it most of the time.
so.
i wrote a quick draft of the paper and made an appointment to meet with him today.
i showed up to his office and he was already with someone from my class.
i sat outside the door for the next 35 minutes and listened to this boy get ripped apart.
i was terrified.
i even considered leaving and just turning in my paper how it was.
when he was finally done talking to the other boy, i went in to his office
the boy's paper was covered in red
"it's good to be torn apart sometimes yanno?" he said
sheer terror.
i didn't want this guy to read my paper and make me feel stupid. as if i needed that.
so, he read my paper.
after about 10 minutes, a few nods, and a few "good"s
he handed back my paper
the only thing he had circled was one place where i had put a comma in the wrong place
he then said "you are an excellent writer"
and i left
i smiled the whole way from his office to my next class that was a few buildings away.

now
im not bragging
(well i kind of am. but not in a cocky way..)
but yanno when something just gives you an extreme amount of confidence in yourself?
like, you finally realize that you are good at one aspect of your life?
that you are able to excel at something? it just feels good.

i got my itinerary for london today.
holy cow it is going to be so amazing.
some of the things that we get to do are unreal.
i cant wait to blog from london.
there will be so much to write.
i cant even wait.
78 days.
and counting.

2 days until disneyland.
i am ecstatic.

142 two days til i get married.
happy.

anyway,
after my last post, my cute love showed up at my house with a chocolate shake from mcdonalds..i wonder what a should be craving this time?? :]