google.

i seriously thought this was hilarious.

Go to Google and do the following:
1. Follow the directions for each question
2. Answer with the first story that comes up.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Jordan needs to stop overreacting" <-- haha

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Jordan looks like a man in drag" <-- that is super sad.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Jordan says "And I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy.""

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Jordan wants his name back"

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "[pregnant] jordan does nude photo shoot" <-- this is seriously the first one. sketchy
"Jordan does something tasteless - Nobody shocked" <--the second option. sad.
"Jordan does it. So does Britney Spears." <--third option. bummer.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Jordan hates her new body" <-- hmm...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "jordan likes double the pleasure" <--it was talking about michael jordan...and how he went to a basketball game with two hot girls...its not as sketchy as it sounds...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Jordan eats?" <-- hehe so funny.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Jordan arrested for insulting Islam" <-- whoops.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: "Jordan loves to pose." heh

everyone who read this...has to do it :]
seriously funny entertainment.