plagiarism

i saw this on someone elses blog.
and thought it was hilarious.
so..i copied and pasted it.
sh.

Starting this spring, BYU will teach a class on how to be a general authority. The class not only prepares participants in becoming general authorities, but it will also help you learn lots more scriptures, including a few about faith, and some about prayer.

Class topics with include:
1. How to select a proper necktie
2. Which shades of dark blue are appropriate for a suit
3. How to lovingly scorn sinners
4. Voice intonation
5. Avoiding loud laughter
6. Avoiding fun
7. How to read from a tele-prompter
8. Food storage myths
9. The two occasions when it's ok to swear
10. Whether or not Steve Martin is a Mormon and if not, what can we do to get him to be one
11. How to cut down a walnut tree you planted and make your very own podium
12. Celebrities we wish had never been Mormon to begin with
13. White hair, gray hair, no hair--It's all good
14. Underground tunnel navigation review
15. Where to find stories of kids falling down wells, or stories about people picking up talking snakes
16. How to donate to Rush Limbaugh
17. Be sure to marry someone better than you, but that talks to adults like they're talking to a kindergarten class
18. Doctors that will discretely remove tattoos - (no one's prefect)